What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 03:01

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
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From Russia With Love
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.